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Friday, May 28, 2004



I should have known...

I should have known something was wrong when it started snowing. In May. In North Carolina.

Something strange was happening in the refrigerator. Water began pooling beneath the crisper drawers. Condensation beaded on the milk bottle. The lettuce was limp, and then there was the snow in the freezer. This was no ordinary frost, mind you. A nor'easter had arrived inside my icebox, and the fury was intense. Glittering, many-faceted crystals of ice swirled in a seasonal dance, oblivious to the oppressive heat that assaulted everything around this isolated wintry haven.

I had not really given much thought to the atypical behavior within the appliance. Strange things happen on a regular basis in this house, from the trio of ghosts on the front porch to the light bulbs that burn out prematurely when I find myself in a foul mood. I've gone through all too many light bulbs as of late, but like the ski resort that recently opened in my frigidaire, I simply chalk it up to yet another odd facet of my life. I suppose I should have been a bit more inquisitive, after all it is unusual when Winter and Summer arrive at the same time, particularly in the same appliance. Now I'm faced with a refrigerator full of bad food, a frosty freezer and a hefty repair bill. It seems that the self-defrosting feature of the freezer had been working overtime and a combination of dust, dirt, pollen, smoke and anything else that might have been lurking in my air clogged up a tiny tube within the belly of the beast that must be flushed out.

At least we have an excuse to clean a bit.


Donnie | 12:18 AM - 0 comments



Friday, May 21, 2004



The Tale of Precious

Two Sundays ago a dog appeared at our doorstep. This is not unusual, since we live in the country and have two and a half dogs of our own. One showed up a couple of months ago who decided to stick around. We called the shelter and informed them, and asked some folks nearby, but he didn't really seem to belong anywhere, so on our porch he's stayed since around February. He's a malamute and late last month he shed his winter coat. That's why he only counts as half a dog-- he's much smaller than he used to be. That fellow will be moving in with my friend Andrew before long, but I digress; back to the vagrant. The one that showed up that Sunday was different. She was no male chasing the lingering scent of a bitch recently in season. This was a female pit bull, barely out of adolescence wearing a too-big collar and covered in mud. Rain was sheeting down and she was pressed against the back door, eyeing me hopefully as she tried to avoid the brunt of the deluge.

We were not about to let this dripping, dirty dog into our house, and I mentioned that she was probably out exploring and got lost looking for shelter when the storm rolled in. I tried to avoid making further eye contact with her, and knew that she would leave sooner or later. A couple of hours later, Alicia and I had to pick our daughter up at my sister's house. The rain had not slowed, but our visitor was not in sight either. We jumped into the truck and made our way down the driveway and started to pull out onto the highway; we live just off US 501 North. As Alicia glanced left she saw the dripping, dirty dog dart across the road, and into the other lane. Alicia slowed and pulled off the road to make sure that the girl stayed on that side of the road. She did not.

Two cars skidded and swerved as the confused animal turned twice in the middle of the southbound lane. Another car saw her and locked their brakes, rocking back and forth as they hydroplaned toward her. She recognized the danger and attempted to leap out of the way. The car struck her left haunch and accelerated, speeding away from the scene as the dog sailed through the air and landed with a heartwrenching squeal in my driveway. We burst out our car doors and ran, looking for her. A Lexus SUV pulled over as well, and the driver and passenger of that vehicle joined the search; calling out and wandering in the rain. I charged up the driveway, calling out for her. On a hunch I ran to the porch, hoping she would be at the door. She wasn't pressed it, but as I stood there I heard whimpering. In the overgrown bushes in front of the porch, she was huddled, whimpering and shivering.

The girl was obviously going into shock, so with no time to waste I circled the porch, crawled to her and gingerly extracted her. Completely drenched and covered in muck, I carried her down the driveway, stumbling all the while because I could not see for all the rain running down my glasses.

I emerged from beneath the tree covered canopy of my driveway and our small search party clustered together at the edge of the road to cross so we could get the dog to a vehicle and an emergency vet. They already had a dog in their car and it didn't get along with other animals, so Alicia and I took her to the Apex Animal Emergency Clinic. They kept her overnight and patched her up. She was scraped and bruised, but had no broken bones or internal bleeding. She came home with us the next day, much to the dismay of the other dogs, Molly and Lexi.

We called her Precious, and she loved me. She would not leave my side. I am still not sure if that was due to the other dogs threatening her, or if she felt like she had to be with me since I rescued her. She crawled into my bed at night and slept pressed against my hip. She sat next to me on the couch, or at my feet when I did not want her on the furniture. She attempted to make peace with Molly by bringing her stuffed animals and other gifts. She stopped limping after a week. She disappeared the day she could walk normally again.

Precious didn't stay long, and I have a strong feeling that she returned to where she belongs. While she was here, she was loving, affectionate, tried her best to be an obediant dog and to repay all the kindness that we had given to her. It saddens me that she didn't stay, but I know in my heart that she could not have remained. After all, when I first saw her, I knew that she would leave sooner or later. Was it worth the $244 veterinary bill for one Precious week? If it happened again, I wouldn't do anything differently.


Donnie | 11:07 AM - 0 comments



Thursday, May 20, 2004



Cute cat. What's its name?

I've been working with a customer at a prominent national nuclear research facility for the past few days. I really despise our conversations because he makes me feel like a complete idiot. I guess if it takes a nuclear physicist to make me feel dumb I'm doing alright.

A little while ago a would-be customer was asking about some products, but they simply weren't going to fit in her application. I told her so, and as we were wrapping up the conversation, she said this to me: "I appreciate your honesty. And... I don't think we're ever going to talk again, so I have to tell you: I think you have a beautiful voice," then, hurriedly, "Thank you for talking with me." click


Donnie | 4:02 PM - 0 comments



Tuesday, May 18, 2004



Thirteen thoughts to ponder today...

13. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway...

12. Life is sexually transmitted..

11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die....

10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich...

9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

8. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs....

7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday lying in hospitals dying of nothing...

6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again..

5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism...

4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

3. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...

2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first...

AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
You read about all these Terrorists. Most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration & Homeland Security...



I didnt write these, but I thought they were worth sharing. If anyone knows the author, please comment so I can edit for credit. Thanks!

Donnie | 11:00 AM - 0 comments



Monday, May 10, 2004



Catching up


I'm alive, although the past week has pushed me to a few limits. Forthcoming is the Tale of Precious, and the long awaited second half of my Vegas Recollections, as vague as they might be. Those last couple of days were more interesting than the first, by far.

In other news, I signed up for a livejournal account so I can comment on my friends posts there. I would crosspost, but I'm really not fond of LJ. I think I will update my journal there with the first sentence or two of my posts here with a link. Maybe that will work. If any readers (I know I have at least two... hi treespring! Hi Jenny!) manage multiple blogs, let me know how you do it. Use the comment link thingie. I like comments.


Donnie | 3:21 PM - 0 comments



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